Shit that bugs me

So I was thinking of all the things that bug the hell out of me and decided to make a list. If you get upset at this list then you are probably guilty of one or more of my items below...

1. People that get on the freeway doing 40 miles an hour and HAVE to jump in front of me!
2. People that overly wave their arms when they walk, they usually look like crack heads.
3. Starting a conversation with "Did you see my post on Facebook?" No, if I did I didn't care enough to comment on it then I probably don't want to know or if I read it I had nothing to add, stop doubling efforts!
4. The "duck face" when girls take pictures of their bathroom mirrors (clean your bathroom BEFORE taking those pics too).
5. People that don't use their turn signals.
6. People that leave their turn signal on for miles.
7. Vans with rims...Do I need to say more?
8. Dumb people that think they know what they are talking about, sometimes it is best to not speak and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and prove it.
9. Andrew Tan
10. Women that wear make-up EVERYDAY, some times it is better to go natural.
11. Fat guys that do not dress up for anything. Jersey shorts and a tank are not ok to go to dinner in (no matter where you go).
12. Being that guy that requests a supervisor when the phone first gets answered! The agent most likely knows more than the supervisor...(not afraid to admit it).
13. Getting a fountain drink and getting to the car only to find that it tastes like shit.
14. Ordering one thing and when you open the bag it is something completely different.
15. Tape.
16. People that tell you a story and give you EVERY unnecessary detail, I really don't need to know what color shirt you wore.
17. Getting tagged in shit I have nothing to do with.
18. Spam mail, damn you Prince from Africa!
19. Bank fees! Yes I would like you to charge me for accessing my own money, thank you!
20. People that stare at fat people when they eat! I have to survive too!
21. New "hip-hop" or "rap." If you have to repeat a hook 10 times during a song, you are NOT rapping!
22. Cars that park too close to my door!
23. Hearing the same story over and over and over and over and over and over and even when I say "oh I have heard this one" you finish the story!
24. Over use of acronyms! OMG
25. Doctors that assume all fat people have heart problems, am I the only one that doesn't???
26. When you call someone that you haven't spoke to in a while, you get mad at me? Oh I am sorry I didn't realize you couldn't dial out from your phone!
27. People that look like they are missing a chromosome that have a lot of  kids....its like who keeps f*cking you?!?!
28. Insurance commercials.
29. Lifetime Chanel, you realize that every female on that network starts out getting beat up by some guy right? Very uplifting! 
30. Decorating for Christmas in September! F you Walmart!

I think that is a good start...are you mad? Do you agree with me? Am I an ass? Oh well!

 I feel better!  More to come...someday.